twowhovianhearts:

robertluteced:

personally i don’t understand any animosity between hufflepuffs and slytherins because they both share the trait of being unconditionally loyal to their friends. just so happens that the former will stay up all night helping their friends study for an exam and the latter will procure their friends a copy of the answers

this is the most real shit I’ve ever seen

cranberrytaboo:

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

suspend:

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

im laughing so much

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

threelittlerectangles:

UNMUTE IT 

tostadasheep:

candycorned:

pugnacious-behavior:

vvhaleshark:

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

elbronie:

BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF 

fuocogo:

glubblub:

god this fucking person

another vine i’m going to accidentally watch 100 times 

southernsparkleandshine:

Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.